Love is telling Chef anything and him not running away.
Today was one of those weird days that leave you in hysterics. I popped into the server station in the restaurant today to order some delish cheese fries for lunch and one of the servers who I see nearly every day of the week says (in front of 2 guys who will never let me live it down) "Did you get a boob job?" #1. Seriously? How do you respond to that. #2. Why in the sam hill would you ask somebody that? And #3. When pray tell do you think I had time to get one between yesterday and today? You can't exactly pop down to the 7-11 after church and pick one up. I instead chose to crack up and assured her they were real and they were mine. And so, I waltzed back in the office, half shocked/half laughing hysterically. Chef, while talking with Ryan, looks to me and says, "What?" I replied. "So Telina just asked me if I got a BOOB job." He was stunned. "SO, I continued, me and my boobs are going downstairs for lunch. We'll be back in half an hour." Again, he had no clue what to say, but he's my best guy so he's about heard it all. It was hilarious.
OH and then we were talking about someone that had been partying like a ROCKSTAR and I said, yeah, like Gene Simmons. His reply? "Oh is that the exercise guy who says "Work it ladies?" as he did a very prissy dance move. I about fell out of my chair laughing. "NO, that's RICHARD SIMMONS! Gene Simmons is the lead singer for KISS." You had to be there. It was by far one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. (0:
Good times. :0)
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